Future Of Work Visionary Gifts

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Life-Work Balance.

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Gone for Broke College

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Next.'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"