Future Of Work Visionary Gifts

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Life-Work Balance.

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Gone for Broke College

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Next.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

'... and do you promise to love Angela, more than she loves you?'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...Danae heard about Mark Twain's autobiography being published 100 years after his death and it gave her an idea to take it a step further...'