Future Of Work Enthusiast Gifts

Job machine - old jobs and new jobs.

"Welcome to humanity's dark side."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'These are job perks.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Resume Dumpers

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."