On-the-job Enthusiast Gifts

'What training do I get?'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'These are job perks.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'I received matching offers.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

You are more than your job description.