Future Of Work Gifts

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

Futuristic Teenagers.

New Year 2020

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

The Future

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"It's the new mobile office."

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"One day this will all be outsourced."

Office Productivity Fail - Treadmill Workstations

"What is the quickest way to get rich around here?"

"I'm afraid you're a bit too high-minded for us, Rawson. Do you think you could see your way clear to resigning in disgust?"

"Your resume looks good, but I'm not seeing any DNA data."

"It's an impressive CV, but we were hoping to employ a human being,"

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

"Civilization"