Future Of Work Explorer Gifts

"It's an impressive CV, but we were hoping to employ a human being,"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

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'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

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Planned service changes

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

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"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

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'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"No, not that button!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."