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"It's an impressive CV, but we were hoping to employ a human being,"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"No, not that button!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I feel all tingly."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'