Work Experience Explorer Gifts

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

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"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent