Work Experience Gifts

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"This is my son Simon he's here on work experience."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Burning the midnight oil.

37 years in the same position.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Work Parfait

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Time for More Paperwork

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'These are job perks.'

Back to work...

Office slaves.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"