Skills Explorer Gifts

You are more than your job description.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Do you have any other skills?

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."