Future-tech Explorer Gifts

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Entomology Reference

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I feel all tingly."

Information Tightrope.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"No, not that button!"

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

The Thinker

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"