Work-life Strategist Gifts

Live to work or work to live?

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Office pics on dinner table.

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I feel your pain."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Working Late