Budget-conscious Zen Seeker Gifts

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Low income vampires.

Affordable housing

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

'Take a handful. We can't afford any big bonuses this year.'

'Hey, it's out of my hands. Besides, we're a team! And if in the interest of saving a few bucks we're asked to share hockey sticks, then so be it!'

Please stand by...for view.

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

'This prescription will be expensive to fill. You might want to try it's generic form...chicken soup.'