Budget-conscious Zen Seeker Gifts

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Low income vampires.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

Affordable housing

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Please stand by...for view.

'Hey, it's out of my hands. Besides, we're a team! And if in the interest of saving a few bucks we're asked to share hockey sticks, then so be it!'

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

'Take a handful. We can't afford any big bonuses this year.'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".