Budget-conscious Dreamer Gifts

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Monkey-artist

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Diet Sugar House.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Affordable housing

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Sam's Nation Building

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Low income vampires.

Wishing For Rain.

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Pot of Gold...

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

When Man Conquers the Universe