Budget-conscious Boo Gifts

The cost of Halloween.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Affordable housing

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'