Home Harmony Seekers Gifts

"My wife wantes a cat and I wanted a dog, so we compromised and got both."

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

A child interrupting family prayers

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Most valuable element.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I lost the groove."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Separation Anxiety

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

The best relationships are silent.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Bird plucking a cello

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Interfaith dialogue

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'