Home Harmony Seekers Pillows

"My wife wantes a cat and I wanted a dog, so we compromised and got both."

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

A child interrupting family prayers

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I lost the groove."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Separation Anxiety

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

The best relationships are silent.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

Cow yin yang spots.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

A woman's work is never done!

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Interfaith dialogue

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

Graduation keynote speakers.