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Blanket Pull

"He likes to help with the shopping. It makes him feel useful."

"No, I don't write notes excusing husbands from household chores!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

BUS, 'Why, Bixby -- I didn't know you were married.'

"WHY did you get rid of the vacuum cleaner?"

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

DIY Project Fantasy

"Well? What have you got to say for yourself?"

"I love TV. It keeps her quiet all evening."

'I guess you have another excuse for not taking out the garbage.'

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

'How many times do I have to tell you? You have to distribute the wash load evenly!'

Dear God, Architect of the universe, creator of this good earth with it's majestic seas, mountains and rivers plus many fantastic lifeforms, could you please stop Hilda....'

'It's preferrable to having your clothes all over the floor.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

'What really irritates me about you is the way you always leave the toilet seat up1!'

Theirs and Theirs

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

A woman's work is never done!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'