Home Harmony Pillows

"It'll keep him busy while we discuss his faults."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Headlines at Our House

Blanket Pull

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"I apologize for the mess."