Outdoor Harmonizer T-Shirts

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Campground Conductor

Hanukkah tree

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Nocturne

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Lion Choir.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

Lark Ascending

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Carolling

Carols

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Do we really need auto-tune.

Cellist

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..