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"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Campground Conductor

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Spider Web Musical Score.

Stories about crumbs

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"How?"

Reading in a hammock.

"Take us to your feeder."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'