Outdoor Oscillators Gifts

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Life's a Bench.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

Campground Conductor

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Reading in a hammock.

Stories about crumbs

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"How?"

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

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