Outdoor Reader Gifts

Stories about crumbs

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

' I`m reading in the rain'

Reading in a hammock.

Lady Reading a Book

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Reading in the Sunshine

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

Butterflies

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

Pointing.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'