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ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

' I`m reading in the rain'

Reading in a hammock.

Lady Reading a Book

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Reading in the Sunshine

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Pointing.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."