Outdoor Readers Gifts

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'E-books?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Fish or Cut Bait

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

A skier and a paraglider