Sun-soaking Readers Gifts

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Summer reading for the family.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Old Book Smell

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Stories about crumbs

Reading in a hammock.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Book Igloo

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Custer's last tan.

Summer

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.

'Welcome to I shell.'

Summer Reading

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Sun may cause cancer.

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Nekkid Ladies

'We'll need a sun for tanning.'

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ