Sun-kissed Book Enthusiast Gifts

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Do it yourself books.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Tree Funeral

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Richard Hughes.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.