Book Signing Enthusiast Gifts

They asked me to step in. He kept spelling his name wrong.

"There's an informal Q. and A., and then, afterward, the author's sad flirting with some fan."

'Meet the Author!'

'Can you make it out to yourself and write, 'I'm a horrible author and my book stinks'?'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

A Journey Book-Signing!

Monk taking ages to sign his new book

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

"No inscription. Just sign and date here, sign here, here, and initial here."

Meet the First-time Novelist....

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Reading my Critics

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Is this your first book launch?'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

Sumo Love.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."