Book Signing Gifts

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Book signing on a desert island.

Meet the Oar-thor.

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Bleat The Author

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Meet the Auther - Tired of Typos

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Meet the Author

Sumo Love.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Meet the Authors

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Meet the author.

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Prepare to meet your author today!