Book Signing Fan Gifts

At the signing of J.D. Burrow's best selling Guest book.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Is this your first book launch?'

Sumo Love.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

'Bront?saurus.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Meet the Authors

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the author.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."