Book Signing Aficionado Gifts

"I'm stepping out of line!"

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Reading my Critics

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Meet the Author

Sumo Love.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'