Sun-soaked Storyteller Gifts

Bookcase at the Beach.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing with God

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."