Sunny Storyteller Gifts

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Dogs life

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Snowman of the Apes

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

I miss recess!

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The Month of June

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Hello, Number 6!"

John takes a personivacation.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

Sunblock - A Novel

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

'Look, it's really quite simple: the dark stuff between the stars - that's the dark matter!'

'I love the mornings...'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

“How was the beach?”