Sunny Storyteller Pillows

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Dogs life

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Snowman of the Apes

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

I miss recess!

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

The Month of June

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"Hello, Number 6!"

John takes a personivacation.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

Sunblock - A Novel

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

'Look, it's really quite simple: the dark stuff between the stars - that's the dark matter!'

'I love the mornings...'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.