Sunny Playwright Gifts

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Dogs life

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Rating the Sunset

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

John takes a personivacation.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"A pop test on the sun. Whose bright idea was that?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

A snowman protests the sun.

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

Toast with tanlines

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

Every summer Frank spends time at the beach catching up with his reading!

"Oops. Sorry, Vlad dear. I must've missed a bit."

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

Heat reduction.

'Just think-if we floodlight the garden we'll be able to tell the time at NIGHT too!'

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

"So, always remember to bring your fat guy inside when temperatures are above 70 degrees. And, also remember that I am not only the spokesman and advocate, but I am also a fat guy. Thank you."