Sunshine Humorist Gifts

Every summer Frank spends time at the beach catching up with his reading!

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Rude Snowpeople

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Scene on the English coast.

John takes a personivacation.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

So...who is your provider ?

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Slipping Insurance $5.

A snowman protests the sun.

'Hello, I'm selling life insurance. Tell me, sir, are you covered?'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Sex is for Procreation Only.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'The law is clear. The salami sandwich sits downwind from the bench.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"I was really hoping we wouldn't have to get insurance involved."