Sun-soaked Humorist Gifts

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Scene on the English coast.

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

Bookcase at the Beach.

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

Toast with tanlines

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen!

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

New Season's Bathing Machines

TV 7 Weather

Antacid rain

'Up periscope!'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'