Sauna Humorist Gifts

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Scene on the English coast.

Hotness

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

The Rural Bidet...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'