Spa Humorist Gifts

'Just think, I used to pay a spa $30 a month to hang me upside down in gravity inversion boots.'

Garra Fish Pedicure.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"WHich one is mine?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

What price beauty?

Downloading Pregnancy

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'