Sauna Humorist Pillows

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Rural Bidet...

Scene on the English coast.

Hotness

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Religious toilets.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."