Hot Tub Humorist Pillows

'And so, our firm decided to build a new, closer relationship with its investors.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

The Rural Bidet...

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Duck in a bathtub

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Religious toilets.

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

A plunger in an outhouse

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'