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'And so, our firm decided to build a new, closer relationship with its investors.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

A plunger in an outhouse

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'