Sunbathing Humorist Pillows

Toast with tanlines

"Oops. Sorry, Vlad dear. I must've missed a bit."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Sunbathers.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Beach flirting

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"How?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

Scene on the English coast.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The Sun Bather

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Why do men wear long short pants?

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Tsunami Selfie

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Coronavirus at the beach

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."