Sunbather Humorist Pillows

Tanning salon

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Monk on the beach

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

Bed of Nails on Holiday

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

Vacation on the Moon.

Plays well with other people's $.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"I love summer."

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

Sunburned bird.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'