Sunbather Humorist Gifts

Tanning salon

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Vacation on the Moon.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

"I love summer."

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

Sunburned bird.

"What? No Vanilla?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"