Humorous Sunbathers Gifts

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

A gap between the solar panels

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

Mexican Dog

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Plays well with other people's $.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"I love summer."

The New Normal

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'