Sunbathers Gifts

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

SUV Protection

"Take away the bikini and what are you left with?"

Caution: 5 Day Wading Period

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Taking it easy

'I blame global warming!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Catatonic