Sunbathing Enthusiasts Gifts

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Workers Sunning

(Death takes a working Holiday)

Hombre Solaire

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

"I'm sorry Kevin, I could never marry a man with an 'Outie'."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

"Privates Beach"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Taking it easy

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I blame global warming!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."