Sunbathing Gifts

Waiting for the Sun

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

An email finds you

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

Solar bear.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Should have used a higher SPF...

Sun may cause cancer.

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

Sunblock - A Novel

'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Chillaxing!

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

Hammock with holes for feet.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Evolve...it's great!'

L.A. Law

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

In the current climate...

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"I think the sun is a great source of energy."

"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."