Natural Sunbather Gifts

There goes my environmentally over-sensitive sister. What's she into this year? Passive solar.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Taking it easy

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I blame global warming!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

Catatonic

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'