Sunbather Gifts

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"O.K., you. Break's over. Time to resume summer vacation."

Working Holiday

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

Mowing Laws

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

At The Beach.

Sunburned bird.

Wife guard.

'With a tan like that I doubt if she's dead.'

Vacation away from the government.

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

She undressed you with her eyes, but then very quickly dressed you again.

Woman sunbathing under clouds: 'Bloody smoking ban.'

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

'Watch out Shaz - Oil slick at three o'clock.'

"I've always been sceptical about humans having evolved from us, but looking at that hairy guy on the beach, I'm starting to be convinced..."

A day at the beach

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"I've been here half an hour - call the Coast guard!"

The sun

Summer vacation and Coronavirus

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

"Just waiting for Icarus to fall. And you?"

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

A woman in a bikini dries herself

World's sma.... llest beach

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"Here's a good spot, Hon."